sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
spannish lessions w/ milo
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
Everyone at his Catholic parish loved his music and knew he was gay, but once he got engaged…
There is no one who deserves this.
- japan ≠ korea ≠ china
- pakistan is not in the middle east
- most muslims aren’t arabs
- geishas are not prostitutes
- mexico is a very small part of latin america
- there are 54 countries in africa
- china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
- singapore is not part of china
- most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
Cars sit submerged in floodwater at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok, on October 11, 2011.
via: Christophe Archambault