spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

PETITION: Church music director fired for marrying his partner »

There is no one who deserves this.

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

type-lover:

Juicy Lemon
by Danielle Evans

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

aquaticwonder:

Cars sit submerged in floodwater at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok, on October 11, 2011. 
via: Christophe Archambault

aquaticwonder:

Cars sit submerged in floodwater at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok, on October 11, 2011.
via: Christophe Archambault

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

handsomedogs:

Coton de Tulear brother & sister

handsomedogs:

Coton de Tulear brother & sister

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.

classicsenthusiast:

thesockthief:

I know I haven’t posted since February. 
(My bad.)

Ooh, I love this one!

classicsenthusiast:

thesockthief:

I know I haven’t posted since February. 

(My bad.)

Ooh, I love this one!