colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

type-lover:

Juicy Lemon
by Danielle Evans

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

aquaticwonder:

Cars sit submerged in floodwater at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok, on October 11, 2011. 
via: Christophe Archambault

aquaticwonder:

Cars sit submerged in floodwater at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok, on October 11, 2011.
via: Christophe Archambault

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

handsomedogs:

Coton de Tulear brother & sister

handsomedogs:

Coton de Tulear brother & sister

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.

classicsenthusiast:

thesockthief:

I know I haven’t posted since February. 
(My bad.)

Ooh, I love this one!

classicsenthusiast:

thesockthief:

I know I haven’t posted since February. 

(My bad.)

Ooh, I love this one!

dashedlines:

(via Colgate Redesign (Student Project) on Packaging of the World - Creative Package Design Gallery)

dashedlines:

(via Colgate Redesign (Student Project) on Packaging of the World - Creative Package Design Gallery)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

captain-outoftime:

helbigsmyhero:

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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